Sample Confidetiality Clause

GOD SEND A REMINDER VERY IMPORTANT .....

IMPORTANT NOTICE:


The Manufacturer of all human beings to notify all units, no matter color or year, there is a serious defect in the central component and packaging: The heart of the machine. This is due to a malfunction of the original prototypes, whose code name is Adam and Eve, through whom was played same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically called the Path Loss Extreme Almighty God, or more commonly known as SIN





Some common symptoms are:







1. Loss of direction.



2. Emission of offensive language or insults.



3. Amnesia's own home.



4. Lack of peace and joy.



5. Selfish behavior.



6. Depression or confusion.



7. Nervous state.



8. Idolatry.



9. Rebellion.



10. Violent behavior.



11. Lost forever.







the manufacturer who is not guilty of this defect, provided however, authorized repair and service pack free to correct the SIN defect Repair Technician, codenamed Jesus Christ has done best generous: Responding to the total cost of these repairs. Therefore not required any extra fee by any unit. The number to call is the same in all regions of panet:



1-800-ORACION 1-800-ORACION. Once connected, please express your SIN through REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download RECONCILIATION Technical Repair from Jesus and place it within the central component called the Heart.





No matter how big or small the SIN defect, Jesus will replace it with:







1. Love



2. Joy.



3. Peace.



4. Patience.



5. Kindness.



6. Goodness.



7. Faith



8. Tranquility.



9. Self-control.





Please read the manual of operations, whose name in English is BIBLE (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth = believers Instructions before leaving Earth) for further details.







WARNING: The continued operation of the human being without corrections as advised, will decay manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to cite here and would require the confiscation of unit at a future date. If you have any problems, avóquese free emergency service 24 x 7 x 365 served by Jesus himself.





PELIGRO: La unidad humana que no responda a este llamado será confiscada y desechada antes de dejar la Tierra. El defecto P.E.C.A.D.O. no le permitirá entrar al CIELO, debido a que se procura prevenir una posible contaminación de las facilidades que se están ofreciendo.

Gracias por su atención,







Elohim.